melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

paledoll:

altered-imagery:

~Woodland Fairy Tale feat Innocent World~
The weather is starting to cool down over here in Aust., so I’ve been trying to make some warmer outfits.
I know that deer/fawn fur isn’t very trendy in lolita anymore, but I thought it suited the skirt quite well. 

Outfit Rundown:
Blouse, Skirt, Bag, Hairbow: Innocent World
Collar: SWIMMER
Socks, Shoes, Necklace, Bracelet: Offbrand (Cotton-On, Rivers, Vintage, and a gift, respectively)

ugh so jelly

hateboy:

white girls wasted

(Source: venula)

(Source: naturalpalettes)

topographygo:

neshasha:

There was a bunny at Lowes today eating all the flowers

haha u go lil bun
fight the power

amenpenis:

gaksdesigns:

Dip-Dyed Shoes

ARE YOU KIDDING IM MAKING THESE

vulcandroid:

fishingboatproceeds:

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

did you break any ribs sucking your own dick

(Source: normal--sucks)

flewor:

me: *doesnt have it*
me: *flaunts it anyway*

(Source: flewor)

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

(Source: derekswinslow)

roooothakers:

chrisprattawesomesource:

Getting in shape with Chris Pratt

I seriously love how honest he is about how hard losing weight is.
Also I love him in general.